Show & Tell: If I Were a Man for One Day, I Would...

As it's my turn to decide the Friday themes this month I should probably live up to it myself and post on a Friday and not on Saturday or Sunday as per my usual habit.

These are just things that came into my head when I thought about the topic, in the order of their appearance.  If I were a man for one day, I would...

• go out on the town and see how (because I'm sure there is no "if" there) people treated me differently
• not bother to shave since I was only a man for one day anyway and how much could it grow in one day?
• go to the guys' locker room to see a bunch of guys naked at the same time (this would appeal to me since I would still be a woman inside)
• have sex so I could feel how it is on the other side so-to-speak *hihi*
• not have to queue very long for the bathroom
• attend a job interview or a negotiate a pay rise to see how employers treat men and women differently and hopefully learn something from the experience
• not be able to say "no, I'm not very strong" if a friend asked me to help him/her with moving heavy furniture or other heavy lifting
• eat whatever I wanted and not worry about gaining weight (well, that doesn't apply to all men but to more men than women at least)
• fall asleep as soon as I put my head on the pillow (at least the man in my life can do that but it may just be a personal trait and not a man-woman thing)
• enjoy thinking like a man for a day and hopefully learn something from it for the future
• sport a short, easy haircut that didn't need much tending to
• get paid much more for that day's work (well, perhaps not at my current job, but for many woman around the world that is the case)
• walk around bare-chested without doing anything illegal
• propose to my girlfriend
• take an intelligence test and see if I scored any differently (probably worse of course) 
• hang out with the guys and see what they talk about
• not having to worry about putting on makeup

When I googled "if I were a man/woman for one day" I found some great quotes:

"I don't know, if I didn't have the 'male perspective' it would probably just be another ordinary day."

"Well, I'd get out and have a little fun with my new 'disguise' (at least for the time being)."

"If I were a man for a day I would wear a really expensive suit and just enjoy the different power dynamics of interacting with people."

"I would get rich and famous being the '1st man to actually change to a woman - supernaturally'."

"Knowing my luck it would be that time of the month."

"I would do the hip-circle-dance and swing it all around like all men do after their showers."